Zephyr Pie

They found out I cook... uh oh. We know what happens when a chef is expected to cook or "bring something." Now I need to figure out how to feed 16 people after a full day of Spring Skiing in Tahoe. After letting the ideas stew for awhile (yes, that pun was intended), this recipe came to me in a dream.

Along with mini crab cakes with remoulade and Beef Bourguignon with buttered noodles, I made the following Zephyr Pie* recipe.

Feel free to personalize the recipe. Instead of artichoke hearts, chicken and sundried tomatoes, add sausage and peppers or mushrooms and onions or anchovies and capers. Whatever your heart (or your stomach) desires!

The final result will be a cross between a pizza pot pie and an upside down pizza.


Zephyr Pie recipe:

2 Tbs. Olive Oil
1 lb. Chicken (boneless/skiness) breast, cut into 1" pieces
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 tsp dried basil
2 cans diced tomatoes (14 oz)
2 cans tomato sauce (4 oz)
1 can artichoke hearts in water, drained and chopped (14 oz can)
1/2 cup sundried tomatoes, chopped
1/2 cup Kalamata olives, pitted and chopped
16 oz mozzarella cheese, shredded
2 eggs
1 cup milk
1 cup flour
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1/4 cup parmesan cheese, grated or shredded

Pre-heat oven to 400°F
Heat olive oil in large skillet with high sides over medium high heat.
Add chicken and cook until browned and cooked through
Add garlic and cook until fragrant but do not let brown
Add tomatoes, tomato sauce and basil. Let simmer for ~ 3 minutes. Add salt and pepper to taste.
Remove from heat.
Stir in sundried tomatoes, olives and artichoke hearts
Pour chicken mixture into a 9x13 baking dish
Sprinkle Mozzarella cheese on top of the chicken mixture.
In a separate bowl, combine eggs, milk and flour until just combined with no lumps
Pour batter over the mozzarella cheese
Sprinkle the parmesan cheese over the top

Bake ~20-25 minutes until crust is lightly browned.

Feeds 4-6 people with a side salad or more if it's part of a larger menu. It doubles or triples easily to feed a large crowd.

* named for Zephyr Cove near Lake Tahoe

Scrounge Dinner #1

I’m home, it's late and I'm hungry. I haven’t been to the grocery store and I’m even out of bacon for my beloved Spaghetti Carbonara… What can I make?

Angel Hair pasta – Check
Anchovy Paste – Check
Tomato Paste – Check
Butter – Check
Garlic salt and dried Basil – Check
Fresh Parmesan Cheese – Check
Freshly ground pepper – Check

D’inner! D’elicious!

My Coffee Plight

It's one of those mornings when I really need that first cup of coffee. It’s cool out, which makes me want to pull the covers up further and hit snooze a few more times. But, I trudge into the hustle and bustle of NYC, being used as a human pinball several times before arriving at the corner deli. As I do every morning, I give my order, “Coffee, milk only please. “

I walk the rest of the way to the office with my coffee safely tucked into a paper bag (ugh! Didn’t stop them in time – but alas, another rant for another day). The elevator’s taking a very long time today… do I sneak a sip now? Oh! The elevator’s here. Ok, here we go… stop at floor 2 (couldn’t they walk up??)… 6…(the smell of my coffee inabag is intoxicating)…9…finally we get to the 20th floor. I think I’m going to pass out unless I get caffeine NOW!

Boot up the computer, sit down, open the coffee, Hoorah! Big gulp, “ahh.. gack! Cack! Blech!” There’s sugar in here! Enough sugar to send a child into a coma! What part of “Coffee, Milk ONLY” got lost in translation??

*sigh * I do not judge those who enjoy a sugar bomb in their coffee, but this is not a good way to start my day.

Spaghetti Carbonara

"I have nothing to make for dinner."

Sound familiar? How many times a week do you say that to yourself? Whenever I think that, I remind myself that I almost always have the ingredients on hand for one of my favorite comfort food dishes, spaghetti carbonara.

Serves 1:

1/4 lb. spaghetti
2 slices center cut bacon
1 egg yolk (I've tried the entire egg, but prefer the creaminess the yolk provides)
a handful of grated parmesan cheese (~ 1/4 cup)
1 clove garlic, minced or run through a garlic press
splash (1/4 cup) dry white wine (I've also used sparkling wine and beer with success)

Cook spaghetti according to package directions.

Meanwhile, cut bacon into 1/4 inch wide strips.
Cook bacon in a non-stick skillet over medium heat in 1 Tbs olive oil until bacon is crisp. Remove and drain on paper towels.
Add garlic and cook until fragrant, but do not let it brown
Add wine and cook for a moment, letting it bubble.
In a separate bowl, beat egg yolk with parmesan cheese and a pinch of pepper
As you drain the pasta, reserve about an ounce of the pasta water.
Combine the egg and cheese mixture with the pasta water.
Add cooked, drained pasta to the pan with the garlic and wine. Quickly add the egg, cheese and pasta water mixture to the pan. Using tongs, toss the pasta with the sauce until the sauce has thickened and turned creamy.
Toss reserved bacon into the pasta and serve immediately.

With a glass of white wine, this dish never fails to put me in a good mood.

Notes:
* This recipe is easily modified to feed more. Figure 1/4 lb pasta per person and 1 egg yolk per person. Change the rest accordingly.
* When I buy bacon, I immediately wrap two slices at a time and put in a freezer bag in the freezer. In my own use, I rarely need more than 2 slices at a time for any one recipe. I find this cuts down on waste and thawing time.

Tipping for Take-Out

There are many points of view on the topic of Tipping for food-related services. Keeping in mind I have a lot of friends in the food service industry, here is my point of view on tipping for take-out:

I don’t do it.

Does that make me a bad customer or a bad person? I don’t think so. Let’s look at my tipping philosophy in other types of establishments:

At a sit-down restaurant:

Generally 20% AFTER tax.

Unless the service is really bad. When I say really bad, I mean, sitting for 20 minutes with an empty wine glass, not having ordered my food and then it comes out burnt and then I sit with the burnt food for an additional 20 minutes before someone comes over and says, “…and how is everything?” (true story)

Then they might get 10-15%.

For delivery:

Usually $3-4 or up to 10% of the bill.

There are many factors in determining this amount though: the weather, what I’ve ordered (McDonald’s or sushi), how many of us ordered and how quickly it gets there. Generally it’s about $3-4 or up to 10% of the bill, whichever is more.

Back to take-out:

Most of the time, at least in this country, the kitchen workers aren’t receiving the tip. It’s the servers and sometimes bus staff. So when I order take-out, the kitchen staff prepared, packaged it and probably walked it up to the front where it awaits pick-up. No one from the restaurant has served it to me, set my table or cleaned up my mess.

Therefore, unless I ordered some crazy $300 order for 12 people, I’m not going to leave a tip for take-out. And, I won’t feel guilty about it, damnit.